Wednesday, September 30, 2015

What I Got Out Of the Pope's Visit


Actually, the little boy looked like a 24-inch version of Harpo Marx, and the whole time the conversation was going on, he wouldn't stop waving at me.  
The experience took turns being adorable and disturbing.

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Friday, September 25, 2015

The Chicken and the Egg Salad


In all honesty, I think a really awesome comic book supervillain would be a guy who has a transparent sack full of caffienated monkeys where his head should be.
Only his monkeys would be firing lasers.

And he'd be called The Chimp-Personator.  And he gets really aggravated when people don't pronounce both P's in his name.

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Taken to the Cleaners


We have to be careful now about making jokes at my Older Daughter's expense, since she makes most of her money running collections for the Mob.

(hate to think what she did to the guy who owed her boss that $71...)

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Really Small Talk


I actually made that noise I attempted to transcribe in the first panel.  It was some combination of extreme yawn and extremer tech anger.

Saturday, September 19, 2015

The Baggage Karma

I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but this comic is actually the sequel to this comic.

No, really.
No, I'm totally serious.
Why can't you just trust me when I tell you things?