Laughter Dinner Speech

Yep, gents.  Now you understand just exactly how powerful I am when it comes to wooing the ladies...

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I'd like to thank Wife for feigning concern in Panel 3.

Thoughts on Our Dog-Eat-Dog World

Yes, my Stick Cannibal Dog has the bones of his last meal through his nose and tail and he's wearing a necklace of teeth.  They're probably canines!!

Oh, man, that was a good one.  I need to lie down now.

The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Humorist

Incidentally, please be very impressed with how beautiful and straight my Older Daughter's teeth are.  We spent a lot of money having her orthodontist make that part of the drawing.