Valentine's Day, Massacred

Gene Gray

 

 

I'm particularly proud of the meganerdy pun I worked into today's title.  You can't see it, but I'm practically dislocating my shoulder because I'm patting myself on the back so hard.

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This said, he also never has to use a styptic pencil or worry about developing that little flap of dead skin on the roof of his mouth two days after burning it on pizza that's too hot.

Sticker Shock

Do you see how problematic my imagination is?  How quickly and viciously it can withhold the fun from my life?  I insist you all feel very sorry for me right now.