Bed Bugs

You don't even want to know what 

cirquedusoladian rhythms make your body do.

Faulty Parallels

Incidentally, this has nothing to do with me.  Stick Me is simply asking the question about the comic blog he draws in his cartoon world, which people can bring up on smart TVs while they're watching Netflix.  

It's called Awful Pictures-in-Pictures.

Be Scared. Be "Extremely" Scared.

Of course, on Fox News, they had him in a debate with 

Dr. Elliot Balanced.

Word Up! (But Down, Not So Much)

My one hope for retaliation is that my wife will read the title of this post and get the song stuck in her head.

Put another way, perhaps an earworm will help clear her auditory canal to allow for better conversation next time...mwah-hah-hah...

Spoilerless Alert

I'm thinking of having some perspective installed in our living room.  We keep sliding off the furniture.

Man Loves Tree Loves Rock Hates Man, Part 2

This is the second of what I hope will become an ongoing romantic comic strip.  Later episodes will include one in which the tree tries to tickle the underside of the rock with one of its roots but fails because the movement of a tree's root takes decades.  And also the rock has no nerve endings.  Hilarity ensues.

If Your Kids REALLY Cared About You, They'd Figure It Out

Incidentally, I'd like you all to take a moment to be wowed by my stick-figure rendering of that moment from the opening credits of Quantum Leap.  Ready?  Begin admiring now.

Keep admiring.

Keep admiring.

Keep admiring.

Okay, you can stop now.  Enjoy the rest of your day.

Blogizing - with Cosmetic Science!

Other examples:

"I hope this particular entry is enough to help countize my blog."

"I've got to develop some self-control, otherwise I'm going to get totally weightized by the holidays again this year."

"Chris seems to have reallyized today's Awful Picture.  He should try to control his adverbs."