There's Something About Murray

Grammar-based humor is the best kind of humor.

Everyone knows this.

Daughto-Correct

 

 

Yes, that's right, I became giddy about the idea that Anna Kendrick was writing a script.

And now you know just that little bit more about me.

False Contractions

Today's post is based on actual events.

Grammar Pro 1, Programmer 0

This exercise becomes especially dicey when working with animals.  I think a worm ring might be marginally better than its original, and a catpole seems reasonably harmless.  But a hog hedge sounds cruel, though potentially adorable.  And we will not be discussing what might happen to the muskrat, humpback and woodpecker.

We All Scream for iPhone

This just serves to illustrate to me how much less boring phones would be if they worked like the ones in my head.  Fix that, Science!  Come on!