Stranger Danger

I suppose I should be impressed at the guy's ability to manage his zipper and buttons with one hand. Unless he did the shoulder-cradle thing.

I really have to stop thinking about this.

A Certain Lack of Control

Incidentally, that picture on the left is a disturbingly accurate rendering of the layout of our family room - I have absolutely nailed the hallucinogenic-trip inspired wonky perspective the architects built into the place.  Go me!