Some Don't Like "Some Like It Hot"

Wife ultimately revealed to me that, specifically, she can’t stand Tony Curtis’s face, or his voice, or the way he acts.  Other than that, she actually really likes his movies.

Just Throwing This Idea Up There

Incidentally, Method #23 is The Microwave Refrigerator.  Watch this space.

And, for the record, Method #3 was The Sleeve Blanket.  Damn you, Snuggie.