Someday My Prints Will Come Out

Fingerprints are an example of a thing where it's better if your glasses are half empty of them, rather than half full.

A Brand New Smell Phone

This will be Part One of what I call "The Deodorant Phone Triology." Because I think the story carries that kind of gravitas.  So if you're not up for a weighty emotional journey, you should look away now.

Only please don't look away, because I need the page views.

She Didn't See It Coming

I bet the first draft of the Superman comic was all about Clark Kent using his powers to excel at car games.

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