Really Small Talk

 

I actually made that noise I attempted to transcribe in the first panel.  It was some combination of extreme yawn and extremer tech anger.

Word Up! (But Down, Not So Much)

My one hope for retaliation is that my wife will read the title of this post and get the song stuck in her head.

Put another way, perhaps an earworm will help clear her auditory canal to allow for better conversation next time...mwah-hah-hah...

Pavlov 2.0

Not sure why this one came out quite as fuzzy as it did. 

For those playing at home, the small print says:

PANEL 1 - Wife makes toast. I fry eggs, Daughter stirs cocoa. Other daughter serves fruit.

PANEL 2 - Autobun, spatula, spoon.

I'm now seriously thinking about writing a toddler's board book called, "Autobun, Spatula, Spoon."  Four of the pages in the board book will consist of the lines from Panel 1.  I will make a gajillion dollars.