Monday, October 17, 2016

Apple Corpse

Just to be clear, I make these kinds of remarks so that my family will feel less guilty when they eventually have to sacrifice me to save themselves during the zombie apocalypse.

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Odor Toilette

Younger Daughter asks a not insignificant question.  Personally, I imagine that unscented perfume would have the ability to counteract the effects of other scents it encounters.
Like a superpower.
A lame superpower, but a superpower nevertheless.