Imagine Cujo As a Fable About Self-Realization

Unlike Stephen King novels, games in our house are often journeys of self-discovery.

She Didn't See It Coming

I bet the first draft of the Superman comic was all about Clark Kent using his powers to excel at car games.

Speech Clobberers

I can't decide if I'm more impressed with the way my family has the ability to fade in and out or with the weird chameleon chair we inadvertently purchased.

Text Lex

Incidentally, Younger Daughter also owns and communicates using an iPhone, so her texts come through in gray speech bubbles as well, but I wanted to put more color in here, which is why her stuff is in green.

Just in case you thought we were playing technological favorites with our children.  We weren't.

This time.

Remembrance of Things in Repast

This may explain the fortune I got that said, "Absence of evidence is not necessarily evidence of absence."

It is equally possible that it may not.

Lyrical Workers

I think we all knew that this blog was always leading up to a Charlie Brown homage.

Apple Corpse

Just to be clear, I make these kinds of remarks so that my family will feel less guilty when they eventually have to sacrifice me to save themselves during the zombie apocalypse.

Odor Toilette

Younger Daughter asks a not insignificant question.  Personally, I imagine that unscented perfume would have the ability to counteract the effects of other scents it encounters.

Like a superpower.

A lame superpower, but a superpower nevertheless.