Leaf Imitates Art

And we don't even need to wear glasses for the effect.

We're like superheroes.

It's Not a Bug. It's a Feature.

This is only one of the many thrilling set pieces you can look forward to in my upcoming animated feature film, 
Autobun Origins.

If I Were a Country, I'd Be Non Sequitorial Guinea

I'd try to make the argument that I really have an attention-SURPLUS disorder, except that I don't even remember the clown story now.

Daylight Savings Plan

Deciding on your own that you are in a different time zone from everyone else more or less follows the same logic as Daylight Saving Time itself.  So there's that.