Killing Joke

People tell me all the time how much

Younger Daughter looks like me.

I think you can really see that in today's comic especially.

Drawn to the Dark Side

Fun fact:  when I'm freaked out, my body lines naturally go bolder for some reason.

Which makes today's post title even MORE meaningful.

You're welcome.

Breaking a Bed Habit

I mean, I could just go and buy us a new alarm clock, I suppose, but then I wouldn't have these opportunities to help my wife be less negative.

The Very Pique of Comedy

Decided to get all postmodern on your butts with this one.

Older Daughter has asked me to stress, however, that this is NOT like Inception.

We Are Not a Muse

 

 

 

Older and Younger Daughters wanted me to tell you that while this exchange was going on, they were doing very hilarious things, only they didn't take pictures or video of them with their phones.  So they've asked me to ask you to imagine something really hilarious and then to laugh at it.  Only laugh at it a lot more than you should, because the hilarious thing they came up with was probably way more hilarious than what you thought of.

They also say, "You're welcome."

If Ignorance is Bliss...

 

That was one of them "joke grenades," where it takes a few seconds for the thing to go off...

Taken to the Cleaners

 

We have to be careful now about making jokes at my Older Daughter's expense, since she makes most of her money running collections for the Mob.

(hate to think what she did to the guy who owed her boss that $71...)

A Christopher Nolan Awful Picture

And yes, the Christopher Nolan thing is the reason I drew myself to look more like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  Well spotted.

If You Have to Explain a Joke...

I know exactly what you're thinking, and I only wish I could give you a good explanation as to why we ever bought a chair in such an appalling color.