Thursday, December 22, 2016

A Pre-occupation With Christmas

My ability to feel guilt is immensely flexible.
Like if a gold-medal rhythmic gymnast left a life as a circus contortionist to become a Bikram yoga instructor.
That kind of flexible.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

On Bended Nihilism

Pasta is the best meal to prepare to discuss existential crises. Sartre said that. Or possibly Chef Boyardee.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Food Coloring

This is how our family participates in
the slow food movement.
At one dinner party it took us three hours to serve dessert.