Thursday, September 17, 2015

Parental Controls


The questions that linger:
  1. When had she ever smelled a bear before?
  2. Assuming she had NEVER smelled a bear, why would she imagine that the smell of my head would somehow hold similar scent properties?
  3. Is there a bear cub somewhere sniffing his dad's head and saying grunting that his dad smells like humans?
  4. You guys realize that the weirdness ship has definitely sailed for Older Daughter, right?