Monday, May 30, 2016

Present Tense


Seriously, there must be times when it is absolutely awful to be married to me.

I wonder when those times are.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Now Playing: Theme to "The Avengers"

And because the youth of today will not listen, we see why Skynet will ultimately unleash the Terminators to destroy humanity.

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Occasionally, Our Children DO Listen to Us


I worry, of course, that the decline in laughter portrayed in today's comic parallels a similar decline across my blog generally.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

What I Neither Like Nor Dislike About You


It's worth mentioning here that comments about my wife directed to my wife by me now consist entirely of objective facts devoid of judgment:

"No one has ever made a documentary about you."
"Your maiden name has eleven letters in it."
"You have shoulders."

I think she may be finding these annoying now too.