Monday, May 30, 2016

Present Tense


Seriously, there must be times when it is absolutely awful to be married to me.

I wonder when those times are.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Occasionally, Our Children DO Listen to Us


I worry, of course, that the decline in laughter portrayed in today's comic parallels a similar decline across my blog generally.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

What I Neither Like Nor Dislike About You


It's worth mentioning here that comments about my wife directed to my wife by me now consist entirely of objective facts devoid of judgment:

"No one has ever made a documentary about you."
"Your maiden name has eleven letters in it."
"You have shoulders."

I think she may be finding these annoying now too.