Minute Irritations

I tried to give my work colleague a distinguishing characteristic, like I do with the members of my family.

But his dueling scar turned out to be too hard to reproduce.

I Probably Also Forgot to Name This Freaking Post

As an added bonus, a colleague in my office watched this entire thing transpire, as he'd inadvertently ended up in the same places as me at critical points in the story.  Needless to say, he was hopelessly amused.  In that same parallel universe, he has been rushed to the hospital as his continued laughter caused oxygen deprivation.