I'm almost positive the only reason my daughters told you that Captain America story was to prevent me from using it in a blog post.
Insecure about your level of artistic talent? This blog is for you. My wish is that you view my work and think, "Seriously? I can do better than this."
Monday, June 29, 2015
Sunday, June 28, 2015
Hints to Extra Lives in Pack Man
Perhaps it's best after all that my children don't appreciate my
occasional fantasies about manipulating the scientific constants of the
Universe. Then when
I'm elected Supreme Being it will just be that much more of a surprise for
them.
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Universe,
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Saturday, June 27, 2015
Friday, June 26, 2015
Faulty Parallels
Incidentally, this has nothing to do with me. Stick Me is simply asking the question about the comic blog he draws in his cartoon world, which people can bring up on smart TVs while they're watching Netflix.
It's called Awful Pictures-in-Pictures.
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Awful Pictures,
blog,
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chair,
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glasses,
help,
Netflix,
parallel universe,
pencils,
problem,
questions,
stick man,
table,
television,
time,
Tooniverse,
wife
Thursday, June 25, 2015
It Was Almost Diffimpult
There is some debate in our house as to whether the noun form, "simplifficulty" rhymes with difficulty or with simplify.
Thoughts on a postcard, please.
Labels:
annoyance,
assistant,
autobun,
car,
couch,
daughters,
earbuds,
food,
goat cheese,
keys,
McColloquialisms,
risotto,
salmon,
shoes,
simplifficult,
sous-chef,
stylists,
television,
time-consuming,
wife
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Spice Girl
I've been asked to inform you of an important problem with today's blog post: we do not, in fact, in our house, use a pepper mill. We actually use a pepper BUNNY.
That is all.
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cooking,
daughters,
eggs,
food,
frying pan,
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McColls,
mother,
pepper,
pepper bunny,
pepper mill,
ribbon,
salt shaker,
shout,
sisters,
spice,
volume,
whisper,
words
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Web-based Programming
I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce "ribbon," the latest Identifying Mark of a Family Member (IMFM). It is a forest-green ribbon from Harrod's in London to which Older Daughter seems inordinately attached.
Consider yourself deeply edified.
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autobun,
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daughters,
earbuds,
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family,
Harrod's London,
IMFM,
Important Differences,
pillows,
programming,
ribbon,
spider,
television,
web,
wife
Monday, June 22, 2015
Tattwo
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arms,
author,
big deal,
blog,
head,
plagiarism,
tattoo parlor,
tattoos
Sunday, June 21, 2015
Armful Pictures...and a Few Words
A funny thing happened on the way to my blog today...
At some point, I may talk about why this happened, as my rather impressive Older Daughter has done on her blog.
But for now, I'll simply say it seemed like the thing to do. And I like it.
With thanks to the Older Daughter and to Big Joe & Sons in Mohegan Lake.
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Existential Blues (& Blacks & Reds & Grays, also with some Pink, Purple & Green)
How stupid is it that this guy doesn't know he's a cartoon? Does he not see that his words come out in speech bubbles? What a dope.
This said, I'd love to know who exactly keeps writing these ridiculous remarks at the end of each of my blog posts...
Thursday, June 18, 2015
A Word With My Wife
I know sometimes what's going on in situations like this is that I know the word, but I'm messing with my wife. But in this instance, for some unfathomable reason, I really just can't remember the strahz-bahz thing.
I think it's that recent blow to the head I suffered. Or else the recent blow to the head I suffered.
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annoyance,
autobun,
bowl,
day,
forgetting,
head,
house,
situation,
strawberries,
table,
vocabulary,
wife,
words
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Sidekick Powers
It's sort of like I have an telepathic connection but only to the parts of people's brains that annoy them. This would explain a lot about my relationships over the years.
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autobun,
Best Song Ever,
children,
couch,
dancing,
daughters,
dishes,
ESP,
excitement,
head,
One Direction,
pillows,
psychic,
singing,
sink,
songs,
stairs,
television,
wife,
Zayn Malik
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