The Birth of Innocence

You will note I'm wearing work clothes in this post.

Live and Let Dialogue

In order to aid the verisimilitude of today's scenario, I took the time to draw in a larger book than Wife usually reads.  But I'm sure you all caught that.

The Ladybug Dichotomy Explained

If Hollywood ever decides to try to make the adorable version of "The Swarm," I'm offering myself as a consultant.

The Force, Feeding

Personally, I'd follow this up with an Obi-Wan Cannoli.

The Rest of My Wife

In the previous version of this comic, I claimed that Wife was actually two people, one being her own evil twin Lucretia.  A very private person, Lucretia threatened me with a battered butter knife and made me revise this comic to conceal her identity. Job done.

Making Scents of the Universe

Needless to say, this conversation provided important context when I later came across that sign that said, "Catering by Wolfgang Puck."

Killing Joke

People tell me all the time how much

Younger Daughter looks like me.

I think you can really see that in today's comic especially.

Bed Bugs

You don't even want to know what 

cirquedusoladian rhythms make your body do.