The Blond Misleading the Blind

Just so you know, this is the video we watched.

It's basically hilarious.

Name Calling

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to Younger Daughter for the undignified way I introduced her earbuds in today's comic.

There's Method Acting in Her Madness

A couple things:

1.  Because I am a petulant child, I absolutely refuse to put the exclamation point at the end of their silly title.

2.  One of the actors for today's blog, in getting dressed for the comic shoot, accidentally put on two right hands!  How kooky is that?  Can you spot where it happened?

What I Think "Ocean's Eleven" Should Have Been About

In today's blog post, the part of George Clooney is played by Tatiana Maslany.

And On the Fourth Day, I'll Rest, Because, Why Wait?

Isn’t it about time we discussed term limits for the Supreme Being?  I mean, the rules around the length of time a Major Deity stays on the throne were created before we knew that there could be more than one eternity and before we knew that infinities could be different sizes.  Times have changed, and it stands to reason that the Unchangeable Governing Agent of Our Universe must change with them.

What Rhymes with Ned Stark?

Also, you have GOT to check out Mr Bean's IMDB biography.  It is HILARIOUSLY over the top.  It's so wonderfully nutty that our family has decided to turn it into our own Mad Libs game.

Also, I bet there are people who call him Mr Bean, and that is also hilarious to me.

People Magazine's Most Marketable Non-Zombie Actor 2014

If People magazine REALLY cared, they'd scour EVERY male on the planet and put them up against EVERY sexually active female on the planet to see which one ACTUALLY caused the highest degree of physical responses. But apparently they just don't care about the integrity of their own award.  Bastards.