The Most Difficult Car Bingo Game You've Never Played

I swear I saw all these things. 

Also a live seagull perched on the hood of an occupied Altima at a rest stop.

And a stretch of highway beautification provided by "Walter."

And also the waste disposal truck had signs on the back that said, "Residual Waste - Bada Bing!" and "Solid Waste - Bada Boom!"