A Pride of Nerds

So, the reason Wife's head got smaller in the third panel is that she had to deflect some of the air from her head down her arm so she could inflate her fist for our fist-bump.

Like when balloon sculptors put that little bulgy ball at the end of a balloon-poodle's tail.

Not that you asked or anything.

Speech Clobberers

I can't decide if I'm more impressed with the way my family has the ability to fade in and out or with the weird chameleon chair we inadvertently purchased.

A Chrisses Story

Nowadays they'd probably also throw in the Chrisses Hardwick and Pine.  And, depending on their mood, Eccleston and Rock.

I'm toying with changing my name to Adolph so that I can at least make the top three - you know, behind 20s/30s film star Adolphe Menjou.

On Being Unreasonable

Oh boy is Wife going to feel incredibly bad for doubting me when I finally come up with the reason I did this.

Present Tense

 

Seriously, there must be times when it is absolutely awful to be married to me.

I wonder when those times are.

Critical Thinking

 

 

 

Needless to say, I hope you like today's post.  And if you don't, I hope you won't tell me.

The Last Supper Idea

It's from the first letter of Paul to the Epicureans.

If You Have to Explain a Joke...

I know exactly what you're thinking, and I only wish I could give you a good explanation as to why we ever bought a chair in such an appalling color.