Monday, April 24, 2017

The Ladybug Dichotomy Explained


If Hollywood ever decides to try to make the adorable version of "The Swarm," I'm offering myself as a consultant.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

The Rest of My Wife


In the previous version of this comic, I claimed that Wife was actually two people, one being her own evil twin Lucretia.  A very private person, Lucretia threatened me with a battered butter knife and made me revise this comic to conceal her identity. Job done.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Making Scents of the Universe


Needless to say, this conversation provided important context when I later came across that sign that said, "Catering by Wolfgang Puck."

Monday, April 10, 2017

Killing Joke


People tell me all the time how much
Younger Daughter looks like me.
I think you can really see that in today's comic especially.

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Monday, March 27, 2017

Assister Act





That last line is Older Daughter code for, "Thanks very much for getting my dessert, Dad."

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

The Pun is Mightier...


This is one of those posts that will end up starting a raging debate, I just know it.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Things Are About to Get Sticky


Use Awful Pictures Colorforms in all your favorite Awful Pictures Settings:
    • Playing Settlers of Catan at the Dining Room Table!
    • Building Lord of the Rings Lego Sets in a Marathon Session on the Family Room Floor!
    • Standing in Line at the Black Cow!