Laugh Tracking

For the record, I offered to clean the schmutz off Younger Daughter's face in the last panel, but she told me not to.

She thinks it looks like a dimple.  It looks about as much like a dimple as Younger Daughter looks like my ACTUAL younger daughter.

Which I guess kind of works.

Dead Reckoning

If it turns out, as I suspect, that Younger Daughter is right, she may have just discovered what killed off Homo naledi.

I smell a Macarthur Genius grant...

On Minds That Clench and Honey That Doesn't

That's right - I used the word "fricative" in my blog today--what, WHAAAAT?  

Can't mess with this vocabularistic playa...

Turns Out, X-Men Aren't As Studly As You Thought

This said, he also never has to use a styptic pencil or worry about developing that little flap of dead skin on the roof of his mouth two days after burning it on pizza that's too hot.