Thursday, May 5, 2016

What I Neither Like Nor Dislike About You


It's worth mentioning here that comments about my wife directed to my wife by me now consist entirely of objective facts devoid of judgment:

"No one has ever made a documentary about you."
"Your maiden name has eleven letters in it."
"You have shoulders."

I think she may be finding these annoying now too.

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All criticism is welcome and, generally, warranted. More than that, when you write things here, it makes me feel less lonely and makes you a nicer person.