Wednesday, May 27, 2015

I Done Her Rung

To recap, the likely threats to my family are, in order:

1. Fire
2.  Attack by cannibals during dinner
3.  Home invasion
4.  Alien incursion
5.  Zombie apocalypse
6.  Catastrophic global warming
7.  Pandemic

Feel free to create a laminated copy for your wallets.

(This list and the McColl life-ladder ranking subject to change without notice)