Friday, January 23, 2015

This Generation's "Desperately Reeking Susan"


I can't explain what happened to her face. Or, frankly, why it looks like maybe she had a terrible accident and Popeye had to give her one of his arms.

But I swear to God that's Megan Fox.  You know, without makeup.  After she first wakes up in the morning.  When she's spent the night before drinking heavily.  And having her face abused.