Cheeses Crisis, Part Two

I'm having a pillow embroidered with our new family motto, "Always Lead With the Cheese."  Only, in Latin. You know, to keep it classy.

When a GUT Is NOT a Grand Unification Theory

In tomorrow's episode, the Stick Figures use quantum entanglement to make matching freshly laundered socks more efficient.

Do You Have an Undiagnosed Chart Condition?

I like to think I put the "owch" in flowcharts.

Be Scared. Be "Extremely" Scared.

Of course, on Fox News, they had him in a debate with 

Dr. Elliot Balanced.

No Good Joke Goes Unpunished

It occurs to me that this particular Stick Dad is probably not the guy who should be mocking people with very round heads.

Also, my Older Daughter wanted me to say that she's kind of bummed that she wasn't actually able to be home for this conversation when it happened.

Egyp-hop

This pairing shouldn't come as a complete surprise.  After all, mummies are well-known for their "rappings."

Oh, yeah.  I'm killing it today.  WOO-HOO!

Triumph of the Will. And of the Will Not Remember.

I couldn't remember big patches of this conversation, so I made them up.  So, it may not have happened like this at all.  Just an FYI.

When Your Friends Get Cheeky

I think this should be an option on the Mac App "FaceTime" - basically, when you turn on the "Buttface Time" setting, the person you're speaking to looks and acts as though s/he is your annoying seven-year-old sibling.

I am Disturbed of My Family

They're developing an expansion module for their game, using colors and articles of clothing.  The working title is, "I am Purple of My Trousers!"  There are still a few bugs to work out, though.

Often, in Marriage and Comedy, More is Less

Incidentally, this line from my wife was a paraphrase of my words to her immediately after I asked her to marry me:

"Because, hey, I may be annoying, but at least I'm dumb."