On Being Unreasonable

Oh boy is Wife going to feel incredibly bad for doubting me when I finally come up with the reason I did this.

So Level With Me

Lots of studies now show that looking at a screen just before you go to sleep is bad for you.  I'd like to commission a study to prove, as I suspect, that the effect of the screen on the person in bed next to you can also be bad for you.

Like secondhand smoke.

Giving Heroes a Bad Name

I realize that technically, when we do that move, it's not a "self five," as I suggested here, but a "self three."

For simplicity's sake, I rounded up.

Drawn to the Dark Side

Fun fact:  when I'm freaked out, my body lines naturally go bolder for some reason.

Which makes today's post title even MORE meaningful.

You're welcome.

Moving at Mock One

I've learned that the best way to get my wife to agree with me is to wait until she is completely physically spent, on the verge of collapse.  Put another way, being married to me is like a Guantanamo interrogation. 

Being Called Out for Clipping

In Panel 5, yes, my wife is looking out at YOU.
And you clearly did something to embarrass her, which is why she hides in Panel 6.

Nice job, dude.