Drawn to the Dark Side

Fun fact:  when I'm freaked out, my body lines naturally go bolder for some reason.

Which makes today's post title even MORE meaningful.

You're welcome.

Moving at Mock One

I've learned that the best way to get my wife to agree with me is to wait until she is completely physically spent, on the verge of collapse.  Put another way, being married to me is like a Guantanamo interrogation. 

Being Called Out for Clipping

In Panel 5, yes, my wife is looking out at YOU.
And you clearly did something to embarrass her, which is why she hides in Panel 6.

Nice job, dude.

The Wrong Sentence Hearings

Yes, I agree with you:  Older Daughter has a very peculiar way of holding a remote.

Pitch Imperfect

I can't wait to tell them about

Kill More Curls.

Legend of the Fall

 

 

 

 

 

Incidentally, I'm starting a Norwegian thrash metal band called "Retroactive Nightmare."  Because that is the ONE thing this world doesn't have yet.