Yeah, I have no excuse: I recognize that this comic is only marginally related to New Year's, and that just because I threw an unrelated picture in at the end.
But if my Awful Picture has little to do with New Year's Eve mostly because I prefer to have little to do with New Year's Eve.
I'm like the Grinch of New Year's Eve. Except I'm too terrified to venture out into the scary drunk Hooville New Year's Eve celebrations to steal the Roast Beast and the Cheer Beer or whatever it is Hoos get drunk on.
So I draw mastodons instead.