Draft highlights:
The Melbourne Identity - Amnesiac Hugh Jackman goes around killing people with a sack full of Baz Luhrmann movies.
The Guy of Gisbourne Identity - Amnesiac Renaissance Fair re-enactor goes around speaking in verse and killing people with his dirk.
The Osbourne Identity - Ozzy Osbourne can't remember anything anyway and Sharon goes around killing people.
The Newborn Identity - Baby has no conscious identity and cries all the time, making parents sleep-deprived and suicidal.
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