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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

The Wrong Sentence Hearings

Yes, I agree with you: Older Daughter has a very peculiar way of holding a remote.

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Saturday, June 18, 2016

Pitch Imperfect

I can't wait to tell them about

Kill More Curls.

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Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Legend of the Fall

Incidentally, I'm starting a Norwegian thrash metal band called "Retroactive Nightmare." Because that is the ONE thing this world doesn't have yet.

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