Lyrical Workers

I think we all knew that this blog was always leading up to a Charlie Brown homage.

Docu-Meant-To-Be

And, of course, it turns out that I'm wrong here.

Which just goes to show that I was right here.

A Pre-occupation With Christmas

My ability to feel guilt is immensely flexible.

Like if a gold-medal rhythmic gymnast left a life as a circus contortionist to become a Bikram yoga instructor.

That kind of flexible.

On Bended Nihilism

Pasta is the best meal to prepare to discuss existential crises. Sartre said that. Or possibly Chef Boyardee.

Food Coloring

This is how our family participates in

the slow food movement.

At one dinner party it took us three hours to serve dessert.