Sunday, August 27, 2017

Someday My Prints Will Come Out












Fingerprints are an example of a thing where it's better if your glasses are half empty of them, rather than half full.

Monday, August 14, 2017

A Brand New Smell Phone







This will be Part One of what I call "The Deodorant Phone Triology." Because I think the story carries that kind of gravitas.  So if you're not up for a weighty emotional journey, you should look away now.

Only please don't look away, because I need the page views.

Friday, August 11, 2017