A Brand New Smell Phone

This will be Part One of what I call "The Deodorant Phone Triology." Because I think the story carries that kind of gravitas.  So if you're not up for a weighty emotional journey, you should look away now.

Only please don't look away, because I need the page views.

She Didn't See It Coming

I bet the first draft of the Superman comic was all about Clark Kent using his powers to excel at car games.

Ask a Simile Question

I think my family is onto me...

It May Be That Their Secret Involves Nitrous Oxide

The problem when our laughter gets out of control like this is that we have to spend hours scrubbing the colored words off our walls.

WE Are Not Amused. But I Am.

Sometimes, apparently, I inhabit a world of comedy all my own.

We're No Angels

It's conversations like this, with their controversial ideas, that ultimately keep us up at night.  Oh, the irony.

Cheeses Crisis, Part One

I think the title of this blog post is one of the best I've ever come up with.  You can't see it, but I'm patting myself on my back.  My arm hurts.  Which I guess is what they mean when they say we have to suffer for our art.

The Role of a Parent

I'm clearly one of those performers who is underappreciated in his time.