The Role of a Parent

I'm clearly one of those performers who is underappreciated in his time.

Ennui, I'm Home!

If it turns out that she really is the person who can make my dreams come true, I'm going to have to tell her about my recurring dream in which Martin Landau is my dad.

The ultimate test.

Truth Decay

A few things:

1.  My wife is using a laptop here, not playing Battleship by herself.

2.  Somehow, I managed, in the second panel, to make it look like a stick figure is wearing a turtleneck.  Well done me.

3.  My wife pointed out that the better title for this comic would be "Half-Life Storiosity."  She wins again.

My Wife's Third Child

For those who want to know just exactly why this is so fun for me, and just exactly how much of a child I am, please click here to see the original Noo Noo.

Speech Clobberers

I can't decide if I'm more impressed with the way my family has the ability to fade in and out or with the weird chameleon chair we inadvertently purchased.

The Chicken Coupe

I'm trying to figure out why, when we laugh, all our laughter happens OUTSIDE the car...

Whatever.  It is what it is. I blame science.

Weird Up!

Sometimes ensuring your children have a strong vocabulary can work against you.

Fan Fictions

She's just jealous that she didn't come up with the name herself.  She can't fool me.