The Pun is Mightier...

This is one of those posts that will end up starting a raging debate, I just know it.

Things Are About to Get Sticky

Use Awful Pictures Colorforms in all your favorite Awful Pictures Settings:

• Playing Settlers of Catan at the Dining Room Table!
• Building Lord of the Rings Lego Sets in a Marathon Session on the Family Room Floor!
• Standing in Line at the Black Cow!

A Point Apiece

We're calling this one a tie

even though it's patently obvious I won.

Burn Noticed

For those keeping score, it's probably worth pointing out I forgot to put my new sneakers by the front door after this.

High School Biology Musical

You know, looking this over, it occurs to me that I may be confusing this bit of biology with something else I learned about in the 80s...

Also, I appear to have had a problem getting the date right.  Which, coincidentally, also harkens back to my high school days.

Valentine's Day, Massacred

Remembrance of Things in Repast

This may explain the fortune I got that said, "Absence of evidence is not necessarily evidence of absence."

It is equally possible that it may not.

There's Something About Murray

Grammar-based humor is the best kind of humor.

Everyone knows this.

The Hole Truth

Basically, I'm a fixer.  That's what I do.

Also, I only speak in questions.  That is also what I do?