Moving at Mock One

I've learned that the best way to get my wife to agree with me is to wait until she is completely physically spent, on the verge of collapse.  Put another way, being married to me is like a Guantanamo interrogation. 

Being Called Out for Clipping

In Panel 5, yes, my wife is looking out at YOU.
And you clearly did something to embarrass her, which is why she hides in Panel 6.

Nice job, dude.

The Wrong Sentence Hearings

Yes, I agree with you:  Older Daughter has a very peculiar way of holding a remote.

Pitch Imperfect

I can't wait to tell them about

Kill More Curls.

Legend of the Fall

 

 

 

 

 

Incidentally, I'm starting a Norwegian thrash metal band called "Retroactive Nightmare."  Because that is the ONE thing this world doesn't have yet.

Present Tense

 

Seriously, there must be times when it is absolutely awful to be married to me.

I wonder when those times are.

Now Playing: Theme to "The Avengers"

And because the youth of today will not listen, we see why Skynet will ultimately unleash the Terminators to destroy humanity.

Occasionally, Our Children DO Listen to Us

 

 

I worry, of course, that the decline in laughter portrayed in today's comic parallels a similar decline across my blog generally.

What I Neither Like Nor Dislike About You

 

It's worth mentioning here that comments about my wife directed to my wife by me now consist entirely of objective facts devoid of judgment:

"No one has ever made a documentary about you."

"Your maiden name has eleven letters in it."

"You have shoulders."

I think she may be finding these annoying now too.