Pitch Imperfect

I can't wait to tell them about

Kill More Curls.

Legend of the Fall

 

 

 

 

 

Incidentally, I'm starting a Norwegian thrash metal band called "Retroactive Nightmare."  Because that is the ONE thing this world doesn't have yet.

Present Tense

 

Seriously, there must be times when it is absolutely awful to be married to me.

I wonder when those times are.

Now Playing: Theme to "The Avengers"

And because the youth of today will not listen, we see why Skynet will ultimately unleash the Terminators to destroy humanity.

Occasionally, Our Children DO Listen to Us

 

 

I worry, of course, that the decline in laughter portrayed in today's comic parallels a similar decline across my blog generally.

What I Neither Like Nor Dislike About You

 

It's worth mentioning here that comments about my wife directed to my wife by me now consist entirely of objective facts devoid of judgment:

"No one has ever made a documentary about you."

"Your maiden name has eleven letters in it."

"You have shoulders."

I think she may be finding these annoying now too.

Movie Re-views

 

 

We're rapidly working toward the point in our house where we never speak an original word of dialogue to one another but instead just use the previously recorded words of TV and movie characters.

We are just so OVER coming up with our own words and sentences.  It's exhausting.  And stupid.

I Bet Her Nickname Was "The Hanna-Mator"

This explains how a lot of the learning in my house takes shape.

This also explains how a lot of the learning in my house is intentionally thwarted.