Clothes Call

 

I borrowed Panel #2 from an abandoned plan to make my Awful Pictures feel more Game-of-Thronesy.

The Chicken and the Egg Salad

 

 

In all honesty, I think a really awesome comic book supervillain would be a guy who has a transparent sack full of caffienated monkeys where his head should be.

Only his monkeys would be firing lasers.

Obviously.

And he'd be called The Chimp-Personator.  And he gets really aggravated when people don't pronounce both P's in his name.

Taken to the Cleaners

 

We have to be careful now about making jokes at my Older Daughter's expense, since she makes most of her money running collections for the Mob.

(hate to think what she did to the guy who owed her boss that $71...)

Leaf Imitates Art

And we don't even need to wear glasses for the effect.

We're like superheroes.

Really Small Talk

 

I actually made that noise I attempted to transcribe in the first panel.  It was some combination of extreme yawn and extremer tech anger.

The Baggage Karma

I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but this comic is actually the sequel to this comic.

No, really.

No, I'm totally serious.

IT IS.

Why can't you just trust me when I tell you things?

Acro Nymrod

I'm glad I didn't tell her my first guess: 

North Yowth Feast West.

Parental Controls

The questions that linger:

1. When had she ever smelled a bear before?
2. Assuming she had NEVER smelled a bear, why would she imagine that the smell of my head would somehow hold similar scent properties?
3. Is there a bear cub somewhere sniffing his dad's head and saying grunting that his dad smells like humans?
4. You guys realize that the weirdness ship has definitely sailed for Older Daughter, right?

Upstairs, Downstairs

We painted that one wall on the top floor by throwing dirty sponges at it repeatedly.  Read how on Pinterest.

It's Not a Bug. It's a Feature.

This is only one of the many thrilling set pieces you can look forward to in my upcoming animated feature film, 
Autobun Origins.