A Good Chance I'm a Bad Person

Okay, I lied about this one:  

my wife would NEVER call me Sweetie.

P.S.    Feel free to add your own "or vice versa" to the title.

The Last Supper Idea

It's from the first letter of Paul to the Epicureans.

Because Cleanliness is Next to God-Particley-ness

So if your glass is half full, you'll consider that, at the atomic level, my wife is the Final Frontier.

If your glass is half empty, you may believe that when you look at my wife at the atomic level, no one can hear you scream.

Audience Participation

For what it’s worth, the same person told me that the best part of yesterday’s blog post was the sentence,

“I will kill you with this fish!”

So, there’s that.

A Christopher Nolan Awful Picture

And yes, the Christopher Nolan thing is the reason I drew myself to look more like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  Well spotted.

The Show on the Road

I still think we should be called Croutons.

Remaining a Float

The degree of offense of any parade car is of course measured in the number of other vehicles that collect in its wake.  In today's picture, for instance, one would likely exclaim:

"OH MY GOD.  This parade car is almost 8 whole stupids of horrible!  MOOOOOOOOOVE!"

(other units of measurement include "annoyings of crappy" and "killyous of diediedie")

Singular Holiday Experiences

 

Those looking to see Europe on a budget might start by going to a Netherland.  Or pick out your favorite Belaru.

If You Have to Explain a Joke...

I know exactly what you're thinking, and I only wish I could give you a good explanation as to why we ever bought a chair in such an appalling color.

Sci-Fide Effects

I learned a lot about Humira in making this post, like:

• Humira’s generic name is adalimumab.

• Adalimumab is fun to say.

• Adalimumab backwards, Bamumilada, is even funner to say.

• Humira heals you by forcing you to suddenly experience a delightful day out at a fair with a racially diverse group of beautiful people.