Insecure about your level of artistic talent? This blog is for you. My wish is that you view my work and think, "Seriously? I can do better than this."
Just to be clear, I make these kinds of remarks so that my family will feel less guilty when they eventually have to sacrifice me to save themselves during the zombie apocalypse.
Younger Daughter asks a not insignificant question. Personally, I imagine that unscented perfume would have the ability to counteract the effects of other scents it encounters.